According to Cortex, he has seen the error in his ways and wants to help humanity. Cortex is back to give Crash hell, but that's not what it seems like at first. Crash's I victory dance got old after a while. Bad points? I thought the control could have been a bit tighter. It's like an old-school action game-you us want to keep coming back to it even though It's hard. The challenge level has been turned up on Crash 2, but in no way does it get annoying. I like the Warp Room concept that they implemented-much more fun than going from level to level on an island. The reflections, lighting effects and realtime bump that forms on the ground texture when Crash burrows underground are awesome. Needless to say, the voice booms.let's be thankful they didn't get Christopher Lambert! The graphic effects Naughty Dog put together are awesome. Naughty Dog got Clancy "Kurgan" Brown from Highlander to do the voices for Neo Cortex. Not only do they look good, they sound good. The cinemas are probably some of the best in-game cut scenes I've seen (by in-game cut scenes I mean cinemas that use regular game graphics and not FMV). The animation is flawless in both the game and the cinemas. They're super sharp, colorful and have no awkward break-up. They're easily in the top 10 best on the PlayStation. The list of positives outweighs the negatives by leaps and bounds. Bart: Well, I'm really relieved you're leaving.As you might expect, Crash 2 is incredible. I liked that there were new things here to complain about. You're only pleasant when you want something, you've been in this country 3 weeks and you hated everything. I knew it!!īart: Annika, wait! Before you leave, I couldn't live with myself if I couldn't at least try to tell you how I feel.
Lisa: I knew there'd be a sexiest joke behind it. Lisa: (to one of the war veterans) Why are planes and boats always woman? Veteran: Because they require a lot of upkeep and a firm hand at the controls. Magical events change people's lives forever.īart: (staring at Annikaa) Whooooa. Homer: You mean hire a magician? Big Birthday CEO: No, no, no. Big Birthday CEO: Let me make this clear this event has to be magical. Homer: (groans, to Bart and Lisa) How bad do you kids want birthdays? Lisa: Dad! Bart: How bad do you want to sleep in Saturdays? (bangs two pans) Homer: Hey, hey, hey, I was just kidding around. The next birthday that comes up in this town is, uh, Rod Flanders, and you have to throw him a party. You're gonna stay your current ages for the rest of your lives. (points his slingshot to his face) (Scene cut out in SKY 1 airings) Homer: Hot their birthdays! Take easter! Easter is nothing! Marge: (to Bart and Lisa) Geez, kids.
Your children will never have a balloon animal maker or a customized cake again!! Bart and Lisa: (gasps) Nooo!!! Bart: I don't wanna live. We are officially blacklisting you, my friend. Simpson, the very fabric of our existence is birthdays! The quarks and bosons of your soul? Birthdays! You have tried to unwind the world, and you will atone!! Homer: Sorry. The only thing we do is throw elaborate children's cotillions with enormous inedible cakes out from whence Yale graduates pop! (scene cuts to a birthday, where the Ninja Mutant Turtles jump from inside a cake) Children: Eh! Big Birthday CEO: (back to The Simpsons house) Mr. There is simply one endless birthday celebration, where everyone gets a gift bag and no parents gets off easy!! Do you think this country makes cars anymore? Do you think we smelt steel? No. Simpson, and I won't have it!! Do you think you just stopped a few lavish parties? Oh, no, sir. I'm full.īig Birthday CEO: You have meddled with the primal forces of nurture, Mr. Abe: Oh that's the best steak I ever breathed.
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